Colin Will, Opinion Editor
Colin Will is an Opinion Editor on The Rubicon. This is his first year on staff. During the pandemic, he has built a garden, gone bird-watching, verified a toponym, and done virtual practices with his rowing teammates. Keeping up with bizarre current events while stuck at home has reminded him of something Tom Clancy once said: "The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense." He can be reached at [email protected].
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![SECURITY SEAMUS. Security Account Manager Seamus Glewwe works on his laptop in the Huss security office. This is his sixth year on the job. He believes the community doesn't know how much time security spends protecting people's cars. "We're noticing people parked in a no parking zone and [that] they're going to get towed. We're noticing that on a snow emergency day, they parked on the wrong side of the road, and we're sending emails and letting people know," Glewwe said.](https://www.rubiconline.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/DSC_7837-1200x800.jpg)
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