“In first grade I really, really, really had to go pee. I told my gym teacher that I really had to pee, but he told me to sit still. I peed my pants on the gym floor and when they dismissed us, I just stood up and walked away, leaving a puddle on the gym floor. That’s why I have the nickname ‘puddles’. I just went home, and no one ever asked if I peed my pants. Then I moved to Minnesota. I hope nobody’s like, ‘Remember when that girl Helen peed her pants and left a puddle on the gym floor?’ Fake it till you make it, and if you do something really embarrassing, move states.” - Junior Helen Bartlett